7th Heaven inn

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back to The holy order

Welcome to the 7th heaven. We open all day and all night long. Feel free to drink away your afterlife.

Bar menu
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Cocktails:
Dove wing cocktail-300gil
Cupid's lover's cocktail- 100gil
Pheonix tail cocktail-200gil

Beers:
Elfsong mists-150gil
Goblin's trove-200gil
cheapo beer-50gil
Dragon bile-250gil

Spirits:
Whisky-300gil
Tequila-250gil
Vodka-300gil
Brandy-250gil

snacks:
Fried mice-200gil
Dove feathers in batter-150gil
plain dove feathers-100gil
cloud soup-200gil

roleplay below this line

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Abyss opened the heavy oak doors that lead to the 7th heaven pub. A crowd had gathered outside awaiting the grand opening. "I now proclaim the 7th Heaven open!" She shouted. The crowd surge d forwards. Abyss fought her way to the front and quickly disappeared behind the bar to take orders.

Drake peered inside before taking a human form and entering trying to find a place to rest

Leson swung the doors open a full smile on his face." Ah fin a ly a place to drink eternity away." At this he sat down at the bar and smiled at abyss."What is a nice lady like you doing in the tough part of town?" He said with a laugh.

Drake sat amazed that they didnt have any beef on the menu.

Abyss took an arm f ul of glasses that were hanging from the bartop and placed them down on it's polished surface. She turned to Leson with a grin. "Its not like i have alot of choice. Im a barmaid..i have to follow the drunks around to make a living. Thats why im in the r ou gh part of town." Then she hurried over to Drake. "We don't do beef. Funnily enough i can't drag a cow up into the heavens. Think about it.."

drake thought and still drew a blank "once again i am forced to go down there for a good steak" he sighed

Sm ile d at the conversation down the bar from him." Aye, but be glad that we get wine up here lol.For that I thank god himself, and of course this barmaid here." He said the final bit with an over dramatic bow."Sooooooo any chance in a free drink?"

She sho ok h er head widly from side to side. "No no no. I have to make a living you know."

sniffs and acts hurt."Oh. And I thought we had something" Then with a smile he plopped back down on the seat and looked around the room.

"paradise with currency" drake l aughed before throwing a shuriken into his seat "i will be right back" drake said jumping into the air and then phasing through the floor falling down to earth

Smiling he watched the dragons retreat in wonder like a kid."You know, no mader how used to things like that you think you are you still get suprised every day..."

"thats a fact of life" drake said now sitting where he threw the shuriken enjoying a burger from the local fast food place "heart attack on a bun" he laughed chomping into it.

"A hem!" Abys s pointed to the menu. "Whats wrong with the dove feathers in batter Judas?! The lighter way to enjoy artery blocking food."

"being a dragon my taste has slightly evolved a little....i have been up here long enough to enjoy the food of my choice" he lau gh ed

smileing at the other two he plopes his feet up on the bar."Any one up for a game of cards?"

being a former card magician drake happily accepts

Smileing even broader he pulls a deck from his pocket and deals for a game of 5 card draw."How many yo u need?"

"just five" he says putting a face down card into the middle of the deck and drawing one from the top "sorry ace of diamonds is my lucky card" he said showing him the card "what game?"

"five card draw.how many are you discarding?"A smi le flashed on his face for only a second... ~like shooting fish in a barrel...~ he thought.

"i unno" drake said megerly

"Well keep the cards that make something" leson said now knowing he had it in the bag..."And give me what you dont need."

"som ething as in" drake asked making this whole thing difficult for him.

Abyss watched the game with interest from the bar. "Hmmm i think some cheatings going on here...." She whispered, just so the dealer could hear.

Smileing he signeled to her it was ok h e had this thi ng covered
"As in like a pair, three of a kind, or if your realy lucky a royal flush!"

She raised an eyebrow. "Very good. Now come and have a game with me." She said with a smile.

drake handed her his cards "i know tunk" he laughed "not t his"

Smiles to her" Oh, so YOU think you can take ME? hahaha ok lets bet some thing...Wait... I have no money....

"How disappointing. What do you suggest we bet?" She said, fanning out drakes cards in her hands.

"I have a great Idea....If I win I get a free drink... no a round of drinks. one for me one for drak, but if I lose... i'll work for you... for free.Deal?"

"Well that does sound stupidly tipped in my favour. I accept!"

"Hah! I got three aces!!!" at this he slapped the cards down on the bar an d smil ed to him sel f at a game well done.

"Thats not fair!What happened to my turn?" Her wings glowed red with anger as she glared at him. The cards in her hands burst into flames.

"You still get to draw your cards dont worry... I just let you know what I h ad because I doubt you can bet it..." he held up the deck "How many you need?"

drake had trailed off and pulled out a few vials with diffrent color liquids in then and started mixing them

Smileing he stared at the woman behind the counter. "SO? how many you want?"

"Erm i don't know. Say..3?"

"Three? Hah! I'v got this in tha bag... you'd need to get like a royal flush to beat me now. hahaha." With a flick of his wrists he tossed her three cards. he didnt even look at her as he began to wonder w hat drin k he would lik e...

"Erm thats king queen jack right..all in the same suit. Read em and weep!" She revealed her hand..a royal flush. Something fell out of her sleeve which she quickly nudged under the table with her foot.

the vails drake was messing with exploded as he continued his work this time with metal capsules

~His jaw dropes open as he lookes down at your cards...ace,king,queen,jack,ten....no way...~Crap... you won...

"hehe oh what were the chances of that? Oh well, you won't have to work for.." She said with a smile. "She'll be visiting very shortly." With that she made a dash for the exit. "So long drinkers. See you soon, one way o r the oth er."

the mixtu re made a small nukeular explosion "drink its free" he tempted

"YES! You are right my friend drinks are now free on tho house!" He exclamed to the croud. "Untill somebody comes and clames the tavern I shall keep it up. every bod y gets a f ree round!" ~Goo d buy my new and lost friend~ Leson thought in his head...

"no drink this" drake indicated to the drink that gave off the small nukeular explosion

"As you wish my new... strange... friend..."

A loud crack sounded from the wi ndow closest to drake. A jag ged line formed down the middle, then the whole thing smashed. A figure stood in the space where the glass should have been. Two silver daggers decorated with ornate dragon engravings glinted in the pale moonlight. A sudden gu st of wind blew, making the f igure wobble then fall rather awkwardly to the floor. She stood up and dusted herself down with quick glance up at the broken window to check the rest of her group were keeping up. Even though her dress was torn and she sport ed a couple of nasty bruises f rom her fall, she still looked dangerous. "I hope you make a better enterance than i did," She called up to several demonic shapes making their way to the window.

A female figure stepped in through the window. There was a look of disgust as she took a glance across the room, then her gaze stopped upon the first demon who had enetered the room. "Why is it that we always have to go through the window? Oh, well...where here, which poor defenceless heavenly creature shall meet it's doom?" She grinn ed as she took a second glance across the room.

Then, another creature jumped clumsy in from the window. The fat belly maked the dwarf fell to the floor with the blood-red beard first. But he didn't seem embarresed, he seamed actual ly rather drunk. He st ood up and smiled to his ax. "Hi, folks." He wanted to say something more, but the angry view Kazul sent him actually made him understand that he better just shut up and look evil. Therefore, he just put his little, black mask on and growled.

And last, a tall, pal e man stepped through the broken glass. His entrance was very elegant, and a black hood covered his face. The man drew a sword, raised his head and laughed evily.

The girl who had first climbed through the window tapped him on the shoulder. "D on't forget what we came here for," she whispered," lower that sword until its needed." She turned to the angels who still sat frozen in their beers looking rather stunned. "My names Lexy, and these are my companions, the vampire K azul, The d warf Cheik an d the anima l Raze. We're here to take him." She said with a finger pointed at Leson. "Anybody who wants to get in the way gets hurt and i don't want that..not yet."

drake sat meditating in a corner "the wind is talking again" d rake said to himself.

Lex y's face went bright red. "Not the wind!" She yelled and threw her dagger at the wall so it landed just above Drake's head. "Im usually quite a calm and unassuming demon but thats really got my back up."

Drake simply pocketed the knife and said thank you going back to what he was doing.

Lexy glanced back at the others who looked just as puzzled as she did. Where was the fear and chaos she had been expecting to create? "I didn't want a bloodbath but you're really getting on my nerves," She yelled at the dragon, "So i'm sorry but i think im going to have to slay you." The demon whispered a few words and the blade of her remaining dagger burst into flames. "Witness the flames of the guild!" She said in her deepest, most fightenin g voice (whi ch happens to b e very deep and frightening)

"No!" Kazul shouted "Not the Dragon!" She danced nervously from one foot to the other. "Sorry Lexy, but I love Dragons, can't we just take the angelic Leson and leave? It doesn't seem like he will be hard to t ake, he's probab ly to buzy p raying to notice us." She glared her teeth at him, showing of the to that were longer than the others.

"Thats no ordinary dragon Kazul. Thats a dragon whos totally up himself and increadably irritating." She gl ared at the beast and gripped t he dagger tig htly. "I didn't cast that spell on my blade for nothing."

"It's a dragon and that's all that counts." Kazul said stubbornly "I'm not saying we should keep him as our pet just don't hurt him." she continued in a whisper.

"Look dragons are j ust as unpredi ctable as angels but slightly more stupid, especially if they're in league with them. I don't think you'd be quite as stubborn if it came up and bit your head off would you? Then again you probably would." Ignoring the va mpires protests, sh e lunged at the dragon with her dagger blazing.

Drake walked over and grabbed the blade that was on fire "honestly you are going to try to hurt a dragon with fire" he sighed and patted Lexy on the back "just go home we have no qaurrel with you" he said w alking back to his seat.

Lexy's face was unreadable. An odd mix of anger, exasperation and embarrassment. She spoke very slowly through clentched teeth. "The raid..is not going to plan. So balls to it, lets kidnap the dragon. Then yo u can pet him all day long." She sai d with a sidewards glare at Kazul. "Or i could suck out his soul and add it to my collection." With her weapons stolen all she could rely on was magic but was luckily quite proficient in spellweaving. "We have to conta in the dragon. I would usually use my circle of flames spell, but i'm guessing that wouldn't work after his little sarcastic comment. So i'll have to improvise." An old broom handle served as a staff. With a few uttered (and improvised) w ords, a thick cir cle of ice thrust up from under the f loorboards around the dragon, trapping him inside."Haha beat that one!"

"i am an elemental and this is the best you can come up with" he thrusted his tail and shattered the ice "come now just go home and save us both the effort" he thoug ht to himself i am surprised that they dont know only one type of magic workd on dragons.......perhaps i should play along and freak them out if they try to take my soul

"Oh man i give up." Lexy collapsed in a defeated heep. "One last try..." Sh e tapped the mop on the floor and whispered the latin incantation for a darkness spell. A black light materialised before the dragon. "If elemental magic wont work i'm going home.." She muttered.

"Poor dragon." Kazul mumbled

"Im not hurting it physically! Im just messing up it's mind. Anyway when did you turn hippie?

"hippie?!" Kazul exlaimed. "You...you...argh! so I like dragons, I'm sorry, it's just the way I am." she stopped and whimpered, "argh!" she said again just to have something to say, the she turned her back to Lexy. "There, now do what you want to I can't see anything. poor Dragon" she said u nder her breath.

drake burned an inscense stick over a card and used the card to cut through the dark abyss "GO HOME" he shouted

"Make me. I know im being stubborn but this is my first raid and theres no way i'm going home with out kidnapping a holy ord er member!"

Drak e sighed and went back to his drink "stubburn as a human"

Onieshy stood out side the bar with silent amusment. What is this demons problem, why doesn't she just take and run Shaking h er head she silently slipped into the bar. Lea ning on the door w ay she watched the scene play out

Drake spun around on his bar stool wow there still here he thought to himself he trailed off and started to sing vertigo.

Lexy sighed. "We may have underestimated our enemy Kazul. I suggest w e retreat back to t he black heart. I don't think i can take much more humiliation.." She turned to the others. "and a great help you've been."

"Oh come on Lexy! We can't just quit now, I'll help you, even if it meens hurting the dragon, the stupid beast is getting on my ne vers." she raised herself up in her full hight and imitated Drake's voice, "Oh look I'm a big scary Dragon, I'm invinceble, I'm really hot. Blah!" she spat. "Come on Lexy, we'll take hi m together! And you guys," she said turning to f ace them "either go b ack to the inn or help us." Having said that she leaped onto the dragons back as it was facing the other way and bit its neck, her teeth digging into its thick skinn.

Drake patted her on the back and lau ghed "i dont do hickeys" he said then pushing her away and headbutting her to a small concussion "now then go home" that performance should do he thought to himself ignoring his neck

The dwarf Cheik, who had been to drunk to realize what that had happened, suddenly began to awake. "Hah! A battle!" he shouted out loud. "I can see you girlies need help from a REAL man... Not a chicken like Raze. I think he passed out a couple of hours ago. Enough about that. KAMIKAZE!" He screa med, while he ran tow ards the dragon with his axe above his head. "I wan t to see some dragonblood! Moahaha! Come on, Lexy, let's steal that dragon!" His eyes were filled with a great desire to kill - and destroy, and what would happen if things didn't g o the way he wanted, w ere to terrible to imagine.

Kazul spat, the blood f rom her mouth made a stain on the floor. "That was disgusting, how anyone can think eating dragons is good is beyond my imagination." She took forth her silver guns and shot accur atly at the delicate stomach skinn, taking care at not shooting the crazy dwarf.

Drake blew forth a mighty flame melting the axe and the bullet being shot at him "GO HOME BEFORE I AM FORCED TO SLAY YOU BOTH" he shouted at the trying to keep his calm

"Go ahead!" Kazul shouted back, her eyes flaming red.

Onieshy finaly spoke up in a loud and laughing sort of way "Now now, Drake you can't have all the fun let some of us try eh". The cold metalic ring of metal came as onieshy pulled her blades out. She was getting bord of watchi ng these baffoons wander aimlessly around.

"fine as long as they stop annoying me" he said going back to his drink like human children drake thought to himself

Suddenly, it was like time had stopped. Raze walked out of the shadows and grinned. His eyes was full of hate. "I shall help you, since I can see that you can't do this by yourselves." He raised his hands, and the inn became completely dark. It wasn't possible to see anything.
And then, a brigt red light came from Raze's hands and lit up the room. The smell of death and fear polluted everyt hing. Raze laughed.
"Die, my pretties. DIE!"
And the room turned red. Red like blood.

"wow a laser show" drake said still drinking his drink
The red light dug into everyone's skin like evil insects. The pain was unbareable, and the screaming was heard m any miles away. But Raze just laughed and watched the blood of many angels flow around his feet.

"Im glad you decided to help," Said Lexy. "Get Drake he's really annoying me."
Raze nodded, drew his s word and walked towards the i rritating dragon who refus ed to die. (Muah.)
" I'm afraid we have to bring you with us, Master Dragon." he said calmly and snapped his fingers.
Drake was lifted into the air by invisible hands, and w as thrown through the bro ken window. "I'll take it to t he guild," Raze said and ju mped after it. Drake was still floating in the air, struggling to get down. "Kazul, you join me!" Raze shouted and disappeared along with the irritating dragon.

"I'm jo ining to!" said Cheik, and pulled his axe back where it belonged. Then he followed Ra ze, and everyone was shocked by Cheik's amazing, magic powers. At least, that was what Cheik saw in his little, disturbed, drunk head.

"Just be careful with him," Kazul said worried, looking at Lexy's annoyed face she added "When we torment him I want hi m to be in full concoisness."

Drake muttered something in dragonic and floated back into the bar "what is it with you people" he said taking out a single playing card "but if you insist" he too k stood holding the card ready to perform combat.

"oh, a com bat." Albull said. he just arrived and was ready to do something.

Lexy took a bottle from one of the deceased angels slumped over the table and drank the contents. "I didn't want to have to do this..but oh well." She walked over to Drakes back end and st abbed his tail with her dagger, knowing this was the most sensitive area on a dragon.

Drake froze up for a secone before tail whipping lexy into a wall and stealing the daggar "that was not v ery nice" he said pocketing the daggar his tail twitching a little.

"Result!" Said a rather crumpled Lexy. "Aim for the tail people."

Raze appeared again. He looked at the dragon and said some words which were not suitable fo r children. "The tail? is th at his weak spot? The tail?!" H e ran over to Drake and stepped on his tail. Then he drew his sword and started slashing it, while he was laughing insanely.

When Cheik saw this, he became more happy than he had ever been. "Kill!" He screamed and threw hi s ax at the dragon's tail, hoping it would strike it. And then t here would be blood; a lot of blood... "Håhå," Cheik laughed. "Håååhååå..."

Drake sidestepped the axe letting it fly into a wall how many axes doe this gut have drake thought to hims elf before flicking the playing card he was holding over to the s mall group of demons on the back was written why does noone ever choose diplomacy

Onieshy ran at the man who had caused the room to turn red. Slashing out at him with her twin blade s.
Raze (that is his name!) jumped away, and the blades only caus ed a shallow scratch on his chest. A thin strip of blood ran down from the scratch, but he didn't seem to notice it.
Raze looked at her and grinned. "Oh, a pretty girl among all these filt hy angels! Let me take you away from all this, my darling."
He slashed his sword towards her neck.

Lexy winced that'll hurt in the morningshe thought. The demoness whispered a few magic words upon her breath and ea ch dagger she had lost returned t o her and appeared in her outstr etched palm. She ran at the dragon and slashed the card in his hand, cutting it in two. "We'll be having none of your card tricks master dragon." She said with a grin.

"Fine" drake said p loping her down on a bar stool for a pint.

Meanwhile, Raze was pul ling Onieshy outside by her wrist. No one knew why, and they didn't want to know.

Lexy smiled at Raze. "Well looks like we got one prisoner at least. Who wants a stinky old dragon anyway."

Kazul started singing to herse lf, then stopped and smiled, she h ad been sing to The Dragon is gone in the Morning. The taking hold of onieshy's other hand she helped Raze drag her towards the broken window.

Drake stood......perhaps i shou ld go instead.......we could use more info on this place drake th ought walking over to them.

"Well we don't want you anymore. Who wants a big fat frumpy dragon? It'll cost a fortune just feeding you. We prefer the intelligence that is Onishey." Lexy said smiling to herself.

"thats new ...someone who has been around l onger has less intellegence" drake laughed

Onieshy used a shoulder toss and sent raze flying. A long shallow gash ran down her neck. Pulling out one of her daggers she attacked Raze again.

Lexy drew her daggers and c lashed with Onishey. "Your coming wit h us whether you like it or not." She took a small vial out of her pocket and pulled out the cork with her teeth. The bottle was labelled, 'sleep inducer 500'.

Onieshy growled and used her free hand to punch Lexi's s tomach. Onieshy reelled back and with her dagger she sliced below, at her feet.

Drake walked over and picked up lexy again "finish your pint" he chuckled.

Lexy sat down and finished her pint. -utter defeat acknowledg ed. "So..do you come here often?

Dra ke laughed "nope only every once in a while for some peace and quiet...suppose this was my off day" he chuckled

Kazul through a dagger passed onieshy's ear, "If we're not going to fight, as it seems none of you are w illing, not mentioning names but Drake and...eh, I mean, well never mind. But as you obviosly don't want to fight even if we are sworn enemys and hate each others guts I would like to come with a Question. Your supposed to be the good guy who are heavenly and rightoues, doing everything the B ig Guy asks you to do right? But still you drink all the time and when people come who take the mickey out of you and your God all you do is look at them thinking how stupid they are and leave them be? What do you th ink the allmighty means about that? You don't even try to get rid of us. We can go around terrorising the world as much as we like and you guys don't even lift a finger to prevent it. And your supposed to be the Holy Order," Kazul laughed. "I now a ragged, blind cat that is more holy then you. It lives in the allyway outside the inn," the was a pause as Kazul thaught, "Hmmm...not for very long, catsoup or catstew...hmmm..."

Raze stood up and rubbed his back. "I can't believe you did that," he said to Onieshy and turned to Kazul with a smile.
"Lady Vampire here is right, you know. If you are so good, then stop us! I bet your allmighty God-lord wants you to get rid of us."
He snarled at Onieshy and put his sword away. "I will deal with you later... Angel."

Drake chuckled a little at Kazul's c omment "we promote peace not war we drink but we dont overdue it and we dont needlessly slaughter our would be enemys it is true that if needed to fight we would but first i think we prefer diplomacy.....other then that we fight the good fight" drake smi led from behind his glass.
Raze mumbled something not suitable for angel ears.

"What a boring life you must live." Kazul muttered, almost pittying the stupid, wierd little angels (well, Drake isn't that little may be...but then, who cares?), but only almo st. "Argh, I've been here to long, I'm getting thirsty." She looked around and then shouted out. "Hey! who runs this angelic place? Well, I'll have a pint of fresh Blood, prefrably human male, but I'm so thirsty n ow I could probably drink blood coming from a cow. And hurry then!"

"and ill have a phoenix tail cocktail," Abyss said to Drake. "Seen as you annoyed the hell out of everybody, you get to pay for the first round." She began to carve her name into the Moh ogany table with the blade of her dagger. Lexy was ere-2005 (original..)

Onieshy grumbled and stalked off to the corner. Deprived of a good fight she sat down and stared out the window

Drake sighed wishing he could have another burger and then sat a lar ge bag of gil from his personal stash on t he bar "drinks all around"

Raze was really angry now. "These creatures are angels! We can't drink with angels, we must kill them! Look at how ugly thay are! And that lassie over there tossed me over her shoulde r! That is not fair! I say we kill them now!" He looked around the room with all the peace-loving people gazing at him.

"i feel sorry for you" drake said with a sigh

"Not so sorry as you will feel when I cut of your head!" Raze shouthed and drew his swo rd, jumping towards Drakes face. "Muahahaha!"

drake rolled off his bar stool and kicked a bar stool at his chest before having a seat again " now drink and be at peace"

Raze snapped Lexy's dagger and threw it towards Drake. It missed his head with an in ch. "I will, but that is only because you a re so cute." He pulled out a chair and sat down, pulled down his hood, and began gazing angrily at everyone in the room.

"Sorry Raze darling but it looks like we've been beat." Said Lexy with a grin. "Im sure that the dragon will buy you a drink if you ask nicely." She looked up at Drake. "Do you have a human form? Most dragons can change into a mortal shape at will."

" my human form is but a shinobi" drake said humbly not telling then the shinobi's purpose

"I don't care if it's a shinobi or a dwarf." Kazul spat, "I need blood and I need it now. Do you have some in this "heavenly" bar or don't you?" She pulled a chair up next to Raze.

"blood blood lemmie think cow blood ok?" drake asked

"sure, whatever, ju st hand it over." She took the mug of blood from from Drake and then mumbled "Must edmit that angel blood would be better." She drank greedily and sighed in relief. Blood rolled down her lips and she licked them thoughtfully. "Very well, we are beaten for this time. I think I will leave now, anyone else?" Without seeing if anyone followed her she went out the broken window and dissapeared into the darkness.
Raze stood up and looked after Kazul. "I hate you all," he whispered and followed her. "Except you, my darling." he said to Onieshy. "I am willing to ignore the fact that you almost broke my back. Call me! Oh, and Lexy, sweetheart, don't get jealous. I still love you."
He snapped his fingers and disappeared.

"Well thats a relief," mumbled Lexy sarcast ically. "Well...i had better be going then." She wandered back over to the broken window and climbed down the other side. "We do plan to wipe out this whole establishment by the way. We wont rest until every last one of you is gone. This place may get a l ittle boring without us here drake, feel fre e to drop by (and die) ^_^"

Leson walked thru the door and nearly bumped into the woman figure standing there."Pardon me miss... perhaps I can by a drink for you? to repay you for the near hitting you to the f loor."

"Erm well no actually. Drake bought me one and im on my way back now. Feel free to follow me back."

Onieshy burst out laughing when Raze dissapaered. Getting control of herself she tried to retain her gloomy look but failed miserably for she kept on giggling. Getting up she walked over to the bar and sat down and thought of a drink she would want

Drake started to clean up the now broken up bar while singing "i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i work all day"

"Could you give me a clue to your weakness Drake?"Said Lexy as she wandered out of the bar.

"our weakness is ourself" drake said cryptically

Onieshy was suddenly very bored. she turned to lexy "so youre the devil people eh. Your not such a bad fighter" she told her.

Lexy gave the dragon a puzzled look then turned to Onieshy. "I wouldn't refer to us as 'the devil people'", she said grimacing," we are the elite race of the damned. Our purpose is to rid the world of up-their-own-arse angels and anything else with a conscience."

"whatever, I still like devil people. So where did you learn your fighting skills" asked onieshy

"probably from anyone who can fight within themselves" drake commented having somehow fully restored the bar back to its original state. Drake laughed pointing to a door where the hole from the dramatic entrance had been been made "i even put in a new door"

"Our fighting skills have been passed down through generations thank you very much. They are second to none. Shame we didn't really have the chance to show you."

"Ya thats to bad" Onieshy said with a smile."Well you'll have to show me next time." Onieshy shook Lexi's hand and walked out of the bar

"and i think i want another burger" drake said making a small hole for him to jump to the surface through "bye bye" he waved

"Jeez puny dead ppl YOU ARE SOOOOO BORING. now that the demons have left there is nnnnooooooottthhhhiiiiinnnggggg to do" Onieshy yelled jumping up on the bar

"fun is for the living" drake said eating his burger

"bah you are live....go have fun else were"Onieshy said shaking her fist at the dragon. "and not it is not just for the living you scaly lumax"

"well on occassion i do go entertain the earth kids" he laughed breathing out a puff of smoke before grabbing a billard ball from the air

Onieshy laughed. She still didn't like him very much but... oh well.

"you should join us we do have fun on ocassion" drake said throwing the billard ball as it burst into flames dissolving into the air

"yes I think that will be amussing. I could easly scare...I mean find so fun down there... " she said happily

"as much as i do not like to admit it" drake said coughing a little "some tricks are rather" drake paused beforee letting out a cough that resembled someone hacking something up and his head falling to the floor "entertaining and creepy to the humans" he laughed picking up his head from the ground

Onieshy clapped her hand happily "that was briliant" Onieshy said happily "plus I need some meat I havent had a cow in the longest time ever" she happily

" i recomend farmer joes he has an excellent supply of naturally grown cows and thanks to the j man he always has supply" drake laughed

doocteer jjoee" she said slowly pretending towrite it down on her hand "well then I will just have to check it out"

drake pondred "perhaps i will come with i could go for some beef as well....you do know the laws of the world right?"

"Right you are..right you are" she said happily "alright then what are ..we ...waiting...for" she said whoopping with joy as two fiery wing spouted from her back

Drake sprouted dragon wings and stood "then let us be on our way"

Onieshy whooped loudly as she jumped up happily "let us be on our way shal we"Onieshy said opening a hole in the floor and dived down

Drake followed her on a freefall to the surface "lets"

Onieshy laughed as she did loops in the air and floated down

Drake pretended to sit as he was falling before pullling out a newspaper an trying to read it in vain

Onieshy laughed at drakes vain attemp "why would you want to read at a time like this" Onieshy said happly. as she spread her wings to slow down

"even i know that boredom will be mans greatest downfall i dont want it to be mine as well" drake laughed spreading his wings

Onieshy sail over top of him looking it the world below".....wow it's changed...alot" Onieshy said

"yes they dont even have shrubbery sailsmen anymore" drake said with a sigh

Onieshy gasped sarcasticly "nooo the feinds how dare they" she said and pretended to cry

drake laughed "well we are almost near the surface....there are going to be alot of trees so watch your wings" drake cautioned

"ok"Onieshy nodded her head and spread her wing even widder...till they were three of her each. She floated to almost a dead stop and landed nimbly on a tree branch

*drake folded in his wings and divebombed into the ground before sprouting out of a tree next to her "one of the advantages to being an elemental dragon" he laughed "well then shall we be off?"

very well" she said smiling and fluttered down from the branch

Drake landed next to her and started to walk towards the farm "so the farm first and then i will take you into the city?"

"that would be heavenly" Onieshy said her mouth watered at the thought of wonder ful and juicy meat

Drake walked out of the foret and knocked on the farmers frontdoor

"hello....drake" he said with glee as he opened the door

"how goes it pops" drake asked

"good ...you told me you where single" the farmer laughed looking at Onieshy as he walked to the back where the beef was stored

"shes" a friend drake laughed looking back at her and signaling to follow

Onieshy turned red at the farmers comment. Nodding she followed.

The farmer opened a backdoor revealing a feild with with cows galore "pick your favorites" the farmer instructed

"dont kill them let the farmer fix them up just trust me on this one" drake said to Onieshy as he walked into the feild his tail wagging a little

Onieshy's face fel alittle bit. She sighed "fine" Onieshy walked out and she sarted to drool

Drake picked up one and put it on his shoulders "this ones good"

Onieshy sighed and walked around for a moment untill finaly picking a nice plump hefer

"well i know how the dragon here likes his beef but what about you missy??" the farmer asked

Onieshy smiled "mmm How ever is fine.. So long as it's meat"

"no i mean raw or cooked?" the farmer asked

cooked please" Onieshy said looking cute

The old man started to slice the meat and put it in a pan

"its worth the wait" drake said

yes it is " Onieshy said happily

the farmer handed them steaks both of perfection "the best" the farmer said

onieshy whooped loudly and begane knawing on her steak

drake bit into his steak "tasty huh"

Onieshby was too busy with her steack to replie

drake smiled knowing that meant yes

Onieshy sat back with a sigh, her plate spotless "aaahh that was wonder ful"Onieshy said happily

"told yo he cooked it the best" drake said patting his stomach

yes you did indeed "Onieshy said happily

"now then would you like a tour of the modern world?" drake asked standing

"I would love that" Onieshy said grinning evily "I wanna see what trouble I can stir up"

"be nice and i will take you to the fun place" drakw said grinning pulling out a deck of cards

"well then " Onieshy said grinning and watched drake

Drake walked out of the house of the farmer and headed towards the city "now the fun begins" drake said with a grin

Onieshy skipped along behind him. Grinning evily

Drake spun a card and left it hovering in the air casualy walking ignoring the people staring at him "so where to?" he asked

Onieshy twiched her hand and the card burst into flame, then she walked up to the nearest person and pulled it out of there ear and run to catch up with drake laughing "were ever I can have fun like that " She said still laughing at the mans astonished face

"when your a street magician the world is your fun" drake laughed his head falling off before he chased it down the road people screaming

Onieshy chased him along the road and preformed minor acrobatic feats. Onieshy landed down infront of a group of children who ran in terror. Onieshy said a spell and both her and the children were incircled in a dome of light. She conjured up cats and dogs and let them run around the children. The urchens were delighted and begane playing with them. Onieshy let the dome fall and the animals. Onieshy saw their faces fall and conjured up a flower for each of the girls and then conjured up wooden sword for each of the boys. Onieshy ran away laughing as the children played around her

Drake laughed "you see the fun the good guys can have?"

"ya I geuss the good guys can have some fun" Onieshy said sighing

"so now where to?" drake asked